Inventors Fair Skye

‘Roll up, Roll up, the inventors fair is here'.

‘Come see the miraculous, the incredible, the fan-tab-u-lous' announced the orator from his tiny wooden podium. He then leans forward and whispers to you ‘I know that fantabulous is not a word, but this is an inventors fair and if you can't invent a few words here and there, then what's the point, ay!' His moustache twitches in excitement which seems to accentuate the shiny baldness of his head.

‘Buy your tickets here' he announces to the crowd gesticulating in a strange flourish of twisting wrists towards the booth and turnstile.

‘Now good people, ladies and gentlemen, have you been acquainted with the astounding Mr Arac, who will be demonstrating his incredible Home Spider Dentistry Kit or what about Dr Faustus and his amazing security device, The Magic Void'. He pauses for effect before he continues ‘it's a new type of safe which hides your valuables inside a surprising quirk of space-time itself.' Go see him, he's at stall number 253, but then he mutters to you under his breath ‘I suggest you don't let him Magic Void your pet, last one came back a little squishy and the boys keeper was quite disgruntled.'

Suddenly you have a ticket and are through the barrier, and there before you is stall - upon stall - upon stall, this is the inventors fair. Tents and turrets are pitched everywhere, flags and banners billow as smartly suited visitors amble between the stalls. Noises fizz from displays where plumes of pink and purple smoke waft from curious contraptions to the left, right and just about everywhere.

A voting paper is then thrust into your hand and you notice it has six spaces for nominations, this is what you need to fill in and post before you exit.

You glance back and see the sun glint off the Orators shiny head as he disappears back through the gates. His wrists spin above his glistening head as he funnels and encourages more paying visitors through the turnstiles.

Now to the fair.

As you approach the stall you see a medium sized unicorn. The whole point of it is that you put slime into it and then it poops out unicorn slime and goes up into space,collects all of the money then gives it to all of the poor people in the world. It smells like cotten candy,donuts and ice cream. All around you there is other stalls and colourful walls and ceilings. One last thing about the unicorn is that it grows and shrinks. The stall is a house that is very tall and wide. The house is very clean and bright.

The unicorn helps poor people become rich and have a good life. All of the money that doesn't go to the poor people goes to improve unicorn slime robot. This was created by Mrs.fashion pop who loves fashion as you can tell by her name. She has made several unicorn cakes and also rats of chocolates and sweets. One of her friends is called mr. Frankenstein which sometimes helps her on her stall. Mr.frankinstien always tells her to "hurry up"and she said "OK geese."Mrs.fashion pop wears a lot of makeup. When she gives people money very exited.

The unicorn exploded...THE END ...

As you approach the stall you can see a unicorn robot standing in the door way welcoming you in the house.The house is very wide.On the out side of the house you can see a plain old house but aculy inside it is very coulerful.Its got bright blue walls and pink ceilings.It is very clean and very tidy all of the mirars are polished and all of the beds are made.It smells like Cotten candy and donuts that is because she lights candles .When you open the fridge you can see lots of sweetie things like cake and mosses .

The unicorn robot works in meny different ways like cleaning ,cooking ,washing and so much more.This unicorn robot can go to tiny tiny to massive. The reason why she shrinks is because she can clean easer and the reason why she gets taller is because she can clean in taller places.The only problem is that she can't talk. This is because she does so much that the inventor couldn't get a voice in her.The food that she makes is lovely. Her favourite food that she makes is spaghetti and meatballs.She loves kids because they are friendly and kind.If you tell her to do something she will do it in 5 minutes and that is good for a robot

As you approach the stall you will see a sign saying the super gold oven. You would smell the lovey sence from the puds or restaurants .you also will feel hungry.you will see a medium sized oven.you would hear your head saying come to me. Over here.you would feel your tummy rubbling. You would also see massive tunnels with lots of different turning.

The machine is a medium sized oven with a button that you press.then a key pad comes and you type in what you want and were you want to go.it opens and in 30 seconds you're be there and orders your food.its free because Bob Oven pulls a lever so the machine pays! By the way Bob is very rich and wellthy. It will make you feel Evan more hungry . You would also smell the delicious fresh food and see the lovey food on the way but if it's only takes 30 seconds . You would only have a quick look.

Suddenly, the machine dropped off the person but he forgot to pay so the person was very mad!!!!!

As you approach the stall, you would see a boy called Max playing on his ancient phone.When you look up you see midget drone dropping five pound notes on top of him."What's going on?" People wondered.You will also see a big banner saying "a dropping drone on sale for £1000." People was amazed about the price they thought Max was a very stupid kid.Until someone said "Can I borrow it?" Max was suprised and so
and shock his head and he gasped.

If you want to know how it works well this is how you control the hovering drone.Where ever you go it will always be 10 feet higher than you land,water,train it will follow you no matter what.If you use an emoji you would get it in real life and you could turn it back into an emoji. If you type a name up that will be the worlds best drone.

As you approach excitedly at the stall you see a beautiful sighn that says sweetopil. You assume it is the great invention. You smell the sweet sent of sugar . A man smiles at you with a little,cheeky grin ,whilst he sits down .You can hear lovely laughter. You ask your annoying parent if you could have one. You love it!

You see a wired looking lady called Rose Marshmallow. You question her name straight away. The beautiful woman clicked her fingers as you wonder what will happen. Mysteriously, sweets appear! You go to get one of them but the woman says no. The woman also grabs them away. You want one even more now! You realise it is coloured like a unicorn,which means malti colours. You get so,so excited! You are amazed!

The mysterious woman starts to cough. Then begins to choke. What are you going to do? Then she barfs! AHHHH! OMG! Meanwhile, your perant pushed you away.

The very first stall has a wide banner with the words ‘The Incredible Professor Peach' and underneath these it says ‘The one and only - Worm Whisperer' so you move on by without stopping!

The next stall has orange billowing flags shading what appear to be several soil filled fish tanks. But inside are thousands of bugs, and a technician is scooping up ladleful's which he is feeding into a brass funnel on a machine which looks like an iron radiator. The on looking crowd is drawn in as he slams the ladle down dinner lady style and the apparatus begins its work. The sign behind says simply ‘Sweet Sensations' followed by a little tag line of, ‘you won't believe how good they taste'.

Valves hiss and thrum as internal mechanisms process the live worms, first a hideous grinding noise, then a clanking, followed by a thunk sound where all the gauges momentarily throw themselves into the red zone and the eager crowd (including the technician) all take a quick step back. Then a fresh apple drops into the machine and seconds later a gentle ping sounds, a flap opens and along a conveyor belt appears a perfect toffee apple.

The technician then lifts it, turns it in the sun light and marvels at this extraordinary feat before passing it to a waiting child who tentatively takes a lick! The crowd gasps for a second waiting for the child's response, but it's obviously good as she smiles and takes a bite. Suddenly all the kids start jumping saying me, me, me, and the technician eagerly ladles more bugs into the contraption.

What do you think of the display, is it a winning machine? Write your review up quickly now before he gives you a toffee apple!

The Orator approaches, bald head glistening in the sun.

‘Place your sheets in the box and we'll see who the Inventor Supremo is in the 117th inventors fair'.

Is there one invention which is the best in your opinion? Have a discussion now and see which you think is the most impressive, when you have decided then please read on.

‘Good good.' Says the orator as you post your sheets, but suddenly there is a huge sound from the middle of the field, you look over and see a jet of blue flame snatch up into the air. A BOOM follows which is so loud you feel it in your chest, and the orators mouth drops open aghast at what is unfolding.

A flash follows with attendants and visitors running pell-mell away from the ‘Mr Bubbles, double bubble super fizz pop' tent. ‘Run for cover' they shout as people dive behind bales of straw just before the BIG explosion.

The next events seem to happen in slow motion as tents flatten across the field and flags bend horizontally away from the epicentre of Mr Bubbles. Then a black wall sweeps across towards you and there is only a moment to duck before it engulfs you. But thankfully it passes in a moment and you stand again to see the orator is covered head to foot in soot! He turns with mouth still open and moustache intact to the single flash of a reporter's camera.

‘Well it would appear that the 117th inventors fair has come to an abrupt end' he says to you with eyebrows raised as high as they will go.

The next day the local paper lands on your hall carpet with this very photograph, the orator is central, treacle black from head to foot and behind him the stately metal dome of Mr Bubbles is spurting with a mountain of foam.

The headline runs with ‘Inventor's Bubble Trouble. Hundreds flee from catastrophic fizzy pop explosion at the 117th inventors fair'.

To the left of the picture you can see yourself looking rather surprised.

What an event!


The End

What inventions would you have liked to have seen at the fair?

Are they big or small, can they be held in your hand, or carried on your back?

Is it edible, totally credible or just downright daft!

Have a talk amongst yourselves whilst the other groups catch up.